Thursday, April 21, 2011

film wizard: Post 16 Date-4/21/2011

Film Wizard here. Well it's almost the end of the school holidays. Which means that kids will soon be back at school working, I know I will. Some kids on the school holidays try to do everything they can do before it ends. Well at least I believe that. So if you've just been staying at home, playing Call Of Duty and chatting with your friends on Facebook and Skype during this time, you're not seeing the point I'm trying to say. Go outside, take your friends and just do something crazy and if you have no friends still do something crazy.

Does anybody like going to the zoo? Because when you see this movie, you might actually wanna go to the zoo. This film Zookeeper is about a zookeeper who's tired of spending his life at the zoo and can't win the girl of his dreams. So he decides to find another line of work. But the animals at the zoo want him to stay because he's the only human who cares for them. So they decide to tell him their biggest secret: they can talk! so they must convince him to stay. Sorry about the spoiler alert.

If you've seen Planet Of The Apes, it's a real classic. But some fans of the movie wonder "How did it become the planet of the apes?" Well that question will be answered in the movie Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes. It's about a scientist who creates a drug that makes your brain become rapidly intelligent. But when they test it on apes, they become intelligent and believe that they should become the dominant species. And then they kinda take over the world. It's pretty much an origin story. It might be pretty good so maybe you should watch it when it comes out.

It's review time! Today I saw the movie Thor based on the Marvel comic books which are based on the myth of the actual Norse god of thunder. It's about a god's journey from turning his arrogance into wisdom and it's also about also about family trust. This movie has action, friendship, romance, betrayal, family and a little bit of comedy. Too me, that sounds like a perfect movie with the whole package. And it has a breathtaking climax. So I'm giving this superhero flick 10 OUT OF 10 STARS.

Well that's it for this post. So read this, tell your friends and you can post a comment to tell me how this post is. And post a comment to tell me what's your favourite movie and I might show it on my next post. Film Wizard signing off.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

film wizard: Post 15 Date-4/13/2011

Film Wizard here. Do you know what I see. That when you're a kid, every movie you see is always so dazzling and great and then when you grow up and see some of those movies you saw when you were young you say "WOW! That stinks!". Chris Rock said that when he hosted the 77th Annual Academy Awards. If you've ever seen an Academy Awards ceremony, the host or hosts would either be funny or a great singer or if you're lucky, both. Anyway let's get started.

LET'S MAKE SOME MONEY! Is something you are going to hear from Australia's own Hugh Jackman as a trainer to a boxer. But not just any wrestler, a ROBOT BOXER! This movie is set in a world where human boxer have been replaced by the fuel and action of robots which humans create and train and put them in the ring. With the help of his son, a washed up boxer rediscovers the love of the sport by making and training their own robot. And also make a little money for their winnings in the process. It is directed by Shawn Levy who directed Night At The Museum, Cheaper By The Dozen and The Pink Panther. Let's see how he'll do with a sci-fi boxing flick instead of a comedy flick. It's coming out in October.  LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Last November, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 took audiences worldwide on a wild ride from start to finish. But the story of the harry potter and the story deathly hallows didn't end with that movie. The saga still continues with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2. It picks up right where the other one left off with the death of house elf Dobby, and finishes with death of Lord Voldemort. How many more characters you've known and loved will have to die just for one 17 year old? Well, you're gonna have to see the movie yourself in July to find out.

It's review time. The movie to review today is Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules. The first movie was about how to survive and cope with middle school, well this one is about finding the goodness in your sibling an exacting revenge on your sibling as well. It's not as good as the first Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie but it's just as okay and it's pretty funny. It's very friendly for all ages and you might learn a little value about how cool it is to have a brother or sister. Or you can just watch the movie and say you like it.

This post was a bit long wasn't it. Anyway read this, tell your friends and post a comment if you like. I'll be back next Wednesday or Thursday to give you more news on movies. Film Wizard signing off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei5l3r1dV4I- Real Steel trailer


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EC2tmFVNNE- Harry Potter and the Deathle Hallows trailer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbqqYuG1TCM- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules trailer

Thursday, April 7, 2011

film wizard: Post 14 Date-4/7/2011

Film Wizard here. It's the school holidays for kids and guess who I'm spending it with, alone at the movies with my 8 year old brother. Yes, I'm that lonely. I just wish I could get a date sometime. Sometimes I feel like no one likes me. Some life huh?

Any way, here's our first movie. This film is fast, yet furious and is the sequel to the fast and the furious quadrilogy. Welcome to the world of Fast and Furious 5(Fast Five in the US)! The idea of the movie is to pull all of your favourite characters from the fast and the furious series and just have fun. With one exception, to have the very famous former WWE superstar, THE ROCK! This movie is gonna have tons of action and of course, plenty of cars and street races! I'll see if a can put a link below.

The name's Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow. Not really but I wanted to give yous the idea of the next movie. As you know, the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise has been one of the most successful franchises in movie history. Well say hello again to Captain Sparrow in the next installment Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. This time, Johnny Depp will be sailing to the fountain of youth. But must get there before the lengendary pirate Blackbeard does. Thrilling.

Now a little something for the girls. It's time to review the new film Red Riding Hood. It's pretty romantic but a little scary. So if you're gonna see it when you're on a date, guys the girls could cover their eyes and you'll be there for a cuddle up. But it is a chick flick and it's a little bit like Twilight. But the problem is it's nothing like the original fairy tale for children. It's totally messed up. So I'm giving it 5 OUT OF 10 STARS.

As usual, read this and post a comment. So people, don't be alone on the holidays or you might end up like me. Happy Easter Everybody!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDOBLS8m2yE- Fast and Furious 5 trailer



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wukFJEvke7E- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides trailer



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM8V3cHdSC4- Red Riding Hood trailer

Thursday, March 31, 2011

film wizard: Post 13 Date-3/31/2011

Film Wizard here. Everywhere I look, people say I have an American accent. Then they say "Where did you get that accent?" and I say "I don't know, I just have it.". People who say this to me, I know I have an American accent so just don't tell me i have one. ok?

The first transformers film was a modernized version of the classic toy robot. The second film had too much jokes and slang. In July, people will see what the third transformers film awaits whether it is either triumphant or one big failure. Transformers: Dark of the Moon is about alien robots of course so i guess that's all I know.

During school holidays, if you want to see a movie for a date or for fun you should see Just Go With It. It stars comedy legend Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. It's a comedy about a womaniser who tells women he's married so they can play the pity card. But when he meets the girl of his dreams, he has to tell her he's getting divorced but she wants to meet the ex-wife. It's funny and perfect for the holidays. I'm giving this 8 OUT OF 10 STARS. 

Now this action chick flick is from the director of 300 and Watchmen. It's like The Great Escape meets Inception. It's about five girls who aren't crazy try to escape a mental institution by creating creating three different fantasy worlds where they are soldiers and must find the way out. It is called Sucker Punch and is in cinemas April 7th.

I'm still going to be posting during the holidays but I'm still going to be relaxing and you should be too. Film Wizard signing off.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

film wizard: Post 12 Date-3/27/2011

Film wizard here. I know a lot about movies but I see that I now don't know all movies. Someone even gave me a nickname today. Movie man. Post a comment and tell me how you feel about that.

Everyone at least remembers the smurfs right? The little blue people wearing white. Well Hollywood has ran out of movie ideas so they decided to do a movie about the smurfs. Here's some of the actors who will be in the movie.

Hank Azaria-Gargamel
(voices numerous characters from The Simpsons)

Neil Patrick Harris-Patrick Winslow
(plays Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother)

Jayma Mays-Grace Winslow
(plays Emma from Glee)

Sofia Vergara-Odile
(plays Gloria from Modern Family)

Frank Langella- The Narrator
(plays Richard M. Nixon from Frost/Nixon)

Jonathan Winters-Papa Smurf
(plays numerous roles in the film The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle)

Katy Perry-Smurfette
(famous pop singer)

Anton Yelchin-Clumsy Smurf
(plays Kyle Reese from Terminator Salvation)

Fred Armisen-Brainy Smurf
(regular player on the American comedy sketch show Saturday Night Live)

George Lopez-Grouchy Smurf
(voices Papi from Beverly Hills Chihuahua)

And many more actors will voice numerous other smurfs. Also the smurfs will be CGI. The plot is that the smurfs are transported from their village to New York City.

The X-Men have been around for years from comic books to TV shows and to films. Well imagine how it all began. A new X-men film will release in June to tell how the X-Men first started with a sleuth of new characters. The people who star in the film you'll have seen them in some movies but no one really knows who they are. Oh, the movie is called X-Men: First Class by the way. the film is set in the 60's. GROOVY!

It's review time! I will now review the film big mommas: like father, like son. Like the second film, I felt that a sequel was unnecessary for the first big momma film. And each big momma film is targeted to a different audience. The first was for mostly adults. The second one was targeted to a family audience. And the third one was targeted for teen audiences. These filmmakers are just messing with our heads now. The new big momma film didn't even focus on Martin Lawrence's character and he's the main character. I'm giving this film 2 OUT OF 10 STARS.

I should actually start making longer posts. Anyway, if anyone is reading this try and post a comment and then tell all your friends. This is the film wizard signing off.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

film wizard: Post 11 Date-3/1/2011

Film wizard here. It's been a while since my last post because I feel like no one reads it. Oh well, it helps my emotions. The Oscars have already past and may the winners please step forward.

BEST PICTURE    BEST ACTOR                          BEST ACTRESS                                
The King's Speech    Colin Firth-The King's Speech     Natalie Portman-Black Swan

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR   BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS   BEST DIRECTOR
Christian Bale-The Fighter               Melissa Leo-The Fighter                     Tom Hooper-The King's Speech

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY   BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
David Seidler-The King's Speech           Aaron Sorkin from The Accidental Billionaire by Ben Mezrich-The
                                                             Social Network

BEST ANIMATED FILM   BEST FOREIGN FILM   BEST DOCUMENTARY-FEATURE
Toy Story 3                             In A Better World                Inside Job

BEST DOCUMENTARY-SHORT SUBJECT   BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM
Strangers No More                                                  God Of Love

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM   BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
The Lost Thing                                        Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross-The Social Network

BEST ORIGINAL SONG                                                 BEST SOUND EDITING
Randy Newman- "We Belong Together" from Toy Story 3    Richard King-Inception

BEST SOUND MIXING                                            BEST ART DIRECTION
Ed Novick, Gary A. Rizzo, Lora Hirschberg-Inception   Robert Stromberg & Karen O' Hara-Alice In
                                                                                     Wonderland

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY    BEST MAKEUP                                    
Wally Pfister-Inception                   Rick Baker & David Elsey-The Wolfman  

BEST COSTUME DESIGN               BEST FILM EDITING
Colleen Atwood-Alice In Wonderland    Angus Wall & Kirk Baxter-The Social Network

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley & Peter Bebb

Congratulations to all the winners and to Anne Hathaway and James Franco who did a fantastic job on hosting. I especially liked the beginning spoof. Even though you don't know who the winners are, post a comment and congratulate them people. If anyone reads this.

File:Kings speech ver3.jpg WINNERFile:Inception ver3.jpgThe poster for the film shows Natalie Portman with white facial makeup, black-winged eye liner around bloodshot red eyes, and a jagged crystal tiara.Many toys all close together, with Buzz Lightyear and Woody holding the top of number 3.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

film wizard: Post 10 Date-1/17/2011

Film Wizard here. The 68th Golden Globe Awards happened on Sunday and to me, it's one of the most important awards for movies of the year besides the Oscars.
When The Green Hornet came on Friday, I went to the cinemas immediately. The dialogue was a little cheesy and the same with the storyline. But I think Seth Rogen was good for the roll as the Green Hornet and same as Jay Chou as Kato. I saw how Jay Chou created his own version of Kato unlike Bruce Lee's version. And that awesome car was the best thing out of the whole movie. It had gatling guns, flamethrowers, missiles, bulletproof glass and spinning rims. I guess I'll give it 7 OUT OF 10 STARS.

People know that World War II was one of the most notable wars in history. Well, what if America had Chris Evans as a superhero on their side. Find out in July when he does play one in Captain America: The First Avenger. Agent Smith also known as Hugo Weaving is going to be the big bad nazi as The Red Skull. That's all I know so far for the movie.

I don't really believe in the norse gods, but it's a bit weird that they're making a movie about one of them as a superhero. Thor comes out in May. The trailer does look cool and so does the cast  along with the costumes.

You'll be seeing Thor and Captain America together along with Iron Man and The Hulk in The Avengers in 2012.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

film wizard: Post 9 Date-1/9/2011

Film Wizard here. It's my birthday today and so far it sucks. But I won't care about that now. I want to talk about movies now.

I saw Gulliver's Travels on Thursday and it was so funny even though the stupid professional critics hated it. I especially liked that part where Gulliver( Jack Black) peed on the building that was on fire and extinguished it. But the casting could have been a bit better though. I'm also reminded how Gulliver is just like me and there is also a giant robot. I'll just give it 9 OUT OF 10 STARS.

One of my favourite superheroes of all time is Spider-Man. The whole trilogy was like some roller-coaster I didn't want to get off. And I heard that in 2012, they will be releasing a reboot or to be more familiar a remake. I think it's going to be about spidey's years in high school and that he's trying to control his new powers. It's also going to be in 3D.

If any girls are reading it, you all probably know about The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn films. I've never seen any of the twilight films because I know they're all gay. People didn't even read the twilight books until Twilight film came out. And they're splitting Breaking Dawn into two parts. They're just copying the harry potter films and how they made the deathly hallows into two parts. It's like it's some big competition between The Twilight Saga and the Harry Potter Series. My opinion, Harry Potter is better. Sorry readers who like Twilight.

If you read this, post a comment so I've known you've read it. Wish me a happy birthday. Film Wizard out.

Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

film wizard: Post 8 Date-1/4/2011

Film Wizard here. It's 2011 and a whole new year for movies. Last year, I showed a long list of movies that would come out this year and now I decided to tell some more details about them online.

I saw Todd Phillips' movie The Hangover in the cinemas in 2009 and it was pure funny and genius and on May this year, I'm going to be seeing the sequel The Hangover: Part II. Instead of getting drunk in Las Vegas, I hear that they're in Bangkok this time. And since Doug(Justin Bartha) went missing just days before his wedding in the first film, I'm thinking Stu(Ed Helms) will go missing since they'll be in Bangkok for Stu's wedding. I probably told too much already. I won't tell anymore.

If anyone is reading this, I love James Cameron films like Titanic, Avatar, The Terminator, Aliens and all the rest. Well in 2010, he made a few trips to the Gold Coast to see the filming of the new movie he's producing called Sanctum. They say it's inspired by true events. I think it's about some underwater cave and some people have to get out before they die. I might not watch this movie because James Cameron is only producing not directing.

On January the 14th The Green Hornet will come out in theaters. It's based on the campy 70's TV show. It is written and stars funny man Seth Rogen as The Green Hornet and Cameron Diaz as the love interest Lenore Case. It sounds like an action film and they're giving the main role to a funny man. But I saw the trailer and it looks so awesome with full of action and a little bit of comedy for Seth Rogen.

This is the Film Wizard signing off. Farewell, read this and post a comment. see ya.